Nerdy fun fact: this is based on the 2nd pilot done for the original Star Trek series, "Where No Man Has Gone Before". Spock wore a gold uniform in that episode instead of his more iconic blue. He also had some really out-of-control eyebrows in those early, early days, too (even for him!).
SPOCK'S BAD FORTUNES II
Inspired by some really bizarre-sounding fortunes I occasionally receive in Chinese carry-out cookies. To my sci-fi-addicted brain, a few have seemed oddly targeted towards Mr. Spock, and I thought it might be fun to document his reactions (such as they are) to them...